Thursday, 26 June 2014

14 most absurd statements by Sonam Kapoor

If beauty without brains were a fascinating combination, Blonde jokes wouldn't be so popular! Case in Point- Sonam Kapoor. The self acclaimed Bollywood 'Fashionista', must think a 100 times before speaking, as she usually ends up making absurd statements which no one can relate to, understand or even digest!

Have a look at her most inappropriate, absurd and illogical comments below:

1. "If you are not good looking, you're a good actor"

Sonam feels this is the general perception of people!This is so funny! Looks are not a yardstick to judge someone's acting capabilities. Shabana Azmi, Kajol, Nandita Das, Ajay Devgnn- they might look average, but they are all wonderful actors; and so are Kareena Kapoor, Shah-Rukh Khan and Ranbir Kapoor, in spite of being super good looking!

2. " I am considered an Icon in my 20s, where people are considered icons in their 40s or after they die!"

I am sorry but someone needs to put some sense in this girl and give her a reality check! This self proclaimed 'fashion icon' thinks that she's achieved so much at such an early age! Dear Sonam, just FYI Saina Nehwal and Sania Mirza are both in their 20s and let's not even talk about which one of them has achieved more than you! If you look closer home, in Bollywood, need I remind you that Priyanka Chopra was crowned Miss World when she was just 17!

3. "Only Rubbish Reality Shows are doing well"

She was talking about television, and as per her, 'Reality Shows' are 'Rubbish'! Well, sorry to burst your bubble Sonam, but even these so called 'Reality Shows' have done better than most of your movies! 

4. " An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind was said by Robert De Niro"

Again, a usual case of Sonam Kapoor speaking before thinking! These words, to set the record straight, were said by Mahatma Gandhi- who also happens to be the 'Father of the Nation'. How could you imagine it's Robert De Niro! If Mahatma Gandhi would somehow magically have been alive, he would have committed suicide witnessing your stupidity!

P.S.Even Robert De Niro thinks that you're stupid! :p

5. " My fashion advice to Parineeti Chopra- Don't wear those tight clothes"

Such pearls of wisdom, eh? Sonam's fashion advice! Well Sonam, did Parineeti ever tell you not to dress like a tea pot when you were at the Cannes Film Festival last year! Or Say, did it ever occur to you that she might like wearing tight clothes and that's not something you can decide for her! 

6. " I want to become a director one day!"

Wow! Ms. Sonam Kapoor's stupidity and pompousness doesn't cease to amaze me! I think it's better if Sonam learns to act first and then thinks about plunging into directing which is obviously not a piece of cake! Not everyone is Farhan Akhtar!

7. "Vidya should dress like herself" and "Vidya should wear Saris and Pearls!"

I wish Sonam Kapoor had a mute button! Who are you to dictate what should and should not Vidya wear! I think Vidya might have done some fashion blunders in the past, as per the media; however, her superb acting abilities and back to back power packed performances in super-hit movies shut everyone's mouths! But Ms. Kapoor, still doesn't take a cue and she feels Vidya should dress like herself! Insecure Sonam lives in her own little world, where she feels everyone tries to imitate her or compete with her!

8. On Shobhaa De "For a 60- something Porn Writer, I am sure she knows what she's talking."

Seriously Sonam? This immature girl took to twitter to announce this statement when Shobhaa De (who is not only extremely elder to her but is a world renowned author and a respected film critique), said that "Sonam just doesn't cut it in the sex appeal stakes!". 

9. "People make so-called Art Films, why do they have to take like not good-looking people, like why?"

Someone seriously needs to find Sonam a brain! Have you forgotten 'Mithya' in which the extremely stunning Neha Dhupia was cast? And have you somehow managed to ignore 'Water' in which 'John Abraham' who is touted as one of the sexiest men in India, delivered a spectacular performance!

10.  "Deepika doesn't have her own style!"

.... And you don't have your own brain! You only have a mouth that can be used to blabber things like this! Clearly Sonam is jealous, as Deepika has out-shined everyone in the past year, by giving 4 back-to-back hits and making the headlines due to her wonderful performances as well as fashion choices too! 

11. " I have a relationship with my Pillow"

Now that's a dumb thing to say Sonam! Why would you say that? Next time, please remember to keep your mouth shut!

12. "I would give a sense of fashion to the entire industry! They all suck!"

Of course, they suck! Before you stepped into Bollywood 7 odd years back, they were all wearing rags! Ya right!!
It's one thing to be pompous Sonam, but it's all together a different thing to be so downright stupid that you feel everyone is inferior to you.

13. "Ranbir is not sexy unless he strips!" and " Ranbir needs a stylist"

Whoa! Why would you say that? It's not only immature and foolish to say things like these on a public platform but it's also insulting to the other person. Before making such remarks, did you ever consider how sexy others find you??

14. "You know when people get buried, the silicon gets left behind, after their body erodes"

Wow! Only if Sonam Kapoor had put her imagination skills to better use! In this particular statement she is talking about actresses who get implants done! I think Sonam herself is in severe need of an implant- Someone please implant a brain in that hollow head!

Sunday, 22 June 2014

11 Positive things about Power Cuts

There are no two ways about the fact that Power Cuts in this scorching hot weather are immensely annoying to say the least. We never really stop abusing the government for those, do we?

But let's have a look at the positive aspects of Power Cuts, and see how we can find some good in times of bad, really bad, and really long Power Cuts.

1. Family Time

Power Cut? Let's leave our fancy gadgets and talk to our family for a while, instead. It will not only make you and your family happy but will also give a sense of relief during long power cuts!

2. Visit Friends and Relatives

Those friends and relatives that have been nagging you for a while now to visit them- this is the time to visit them! Cause you know why- there's electricity in their area! Yayy! Reason enough! And the bonus is that they'll be happy you took out time.

3. Play Games

Playing games is a great distraction during power cuts! If you are a bunch of people, you could play Dumb Charades or simple shadow games are fun too, and best enjoyed only during long power cuts!

4. Meditation

In our oh-so-busy everyday lives, we barely get anytime at all to cater to our inner peace! Give your mind, body and soul some rest and meditate your way to mental peace during a power cut, when there's pin drop silence at your home.

5. Scare People

If you are that person who loves to pull a prank on their friends, then long power cuts are a bliss for you. Scare your family and friends all you want.

6. Sweat it out

Since it's so hot anyway, and you are going to sweat a lot, why not exercise a bit during power cuts and make the most of them by sweating it out. Clear your body of the unwanted toxins and take a step closer to fitness.

7. Keep your Boss Happy

Clock in extra time at your workplace so that you can enjoy the impeccable air conditioning. As a bonus, keep your boss happy as he feels you are being extra dedicated towards your work.

8. Listen to Songs

Listening to our favorite tracks is one of the simplest joys of life, that we don't usually get time for, otherwise.
Utilize the time during power cut to tune in to your all time favorite tracks and get lost in melodious harmony.

9. Take that Nap!

In the hustle bustle of our lives, we do get exhausted. Take a nap during power cut. It will not only help you get through the power cut, ut will also give you much needed rest.

10. Go Out

Cooking at home is anyway such a pain during power cuts! Go out for lunch/dinner with friends or family. Or go and enjoy a good movie with them. This will not only help you sustain the power cut in your area but will also give you some time out to socialize.

11. Make New Friends

Power Cut in your area?? Lot of people will come out in their balconies and ask you a question or two. Use this opportunity to make new friends in your vicinity. Bond over your mutual miseries.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

15 Awesome Things to do at India Gate

Sure, Delhi doesn't have fancy beaches! But we do have our very own India Gate, where we can do all fun and amazing things.

1. Go for a Picnic!

India Gate is a wonderful place to go for a picnic or pot lunch with your family and friends on a warm winter noon.

2. Walk on Rajpath

Go for a stroll at Rajpath and enjoy the serenity of the place. Nothing would calm your senses more.

3. Click Pictures

Nothing like creating memories when visiting India Gate. Take Selfies or click group pictures. Say Cheeeeeeese!

4. Lovely Chuski

Beat the summer heat by feasting on yummy and refreshing Chuski from 'Lovely Chuski'- the best in Delhi.

5. Enjoy the Night View

The night view at India Gate is breathtakingly beautiful. The lighting is just perfect and a midnight visit is definitely worth it.

6. Lie Down and Watch the Stars

Relax, unwind and lie down at night to just watch the stars. the peace you will feel in your heart makes this worth giving a shot.

7. Play Cricket

India Gate is the perfect place to get together with your family and friends for a friendly cricket match. The huge grounds make the entire experience extremely amazing.

8. Admire the perfect blend of Indian and European Architecture.

While at India Gate, do not forget to closely admire the perfect blend of Indian and European Architecture that is a rare sight.

9. Be Patriotic

Send out a prayer to those soldiers and martyrs of World War-ll whose names are inscribed on India Gate.

10. Gorge on Bhutta

Nothing like garam garam Bhutta  on a rainy evening! Grab one for yourself while at India Gate! Enjoy it with a cup of tea! Bliss!

11. Boat Ride

When the weather is right, a Boat Ride at India Gate will make your day!

12. Watch the Sunset and Sunrise

Like I said, Delhi doesn't have fancy beaches, but we do have India gate where watching the Sunset and Sunrise is a pure delight.

13. Kite Flying

Kite flying isn't a lost cause already! For those of you who love it, the open lawns of India Gate beckon you.

14. Ice Cream

If Delhi was a country, India Gate would be it's Ice Cream Capital. With so many brands and options to choose from, no one would judge you for eating more than one.

15. Make yourself heard

With the Presidential residence right there, India Gate is the perfect place to make yourself heard. Raise your voice against something you feel is incorrect, and supporters will join you in your battle against injustice.

Bonus: If you are the adventurous kind like me, and crave for some fun, feel free to bust those couples behind trees!! :p

14 Signs You are Addicted to Starbucks India

" I'm sorry! Did you say you love CCD?? *Pukes* "

Those times are long gone! CCD, Barista and even Costa Coffee are passe. Starbucks is the new rage!
With those personalized cups, and oh-so-delicious flavors, they have us all drooling and getting hooked!
These are the 14 signs of a true Starbucks Addict!

1. Your Instagram is flooded with pics of Starbucks Cups with your name on them. 

2. The nearest outlet is like second home to you.

3. The Baristas at Starbucks don't only know your name, but are well acquainted with your family, friends and even pets!

4. You gift your friends and family Starbucks Merchandise for their Birthdays and Anniversaries.

5. You visit Starbucks more than 5 times a week. In fact, sometimes you visit several times a day!

6. You actually love the average tasting food that they serve.

7. You hate people who ask for small, medium Drink Sizes! Who doesn't know Tall, Grande and Venti!!

8. You don't have just one, but many favorites and staples at Starbucks!

9. You frown at people who come and ask for Tea at Starbucks. ( And no, they don't know what's 'Chai Latte')

10. You have a Starbucks Mug and Starbucks Branded Coffee at home, just in case.

11. No matter what the topic, you often start praising Starbucks out of nowhere in front of your family, friends, colleagues etc.

12. Sometimes, people catch you day-dreaming about Starbucks! You just can't concentrate on anything!

13. If someone asks you to suggest them what to order, you get excited and tell them the whole menu!! It's like a quiz you know all answers to.

14. You are willing to spend even the last remaining bit of your salary at Starbucks.