1. I have nothing to worry about!
Seriously? Nothing? Think Again!
2. I am over him/her! I have moved on!
Hahahahaha this is funny! Seriously, get your shit together!
3. I am a strong person.
Wow! So you don't feel bad, or cry, and you're always awesome?
4. One day, someday, he/she will fall for me. They'll love me the way I love them.
Too Bad, but SORRY, not gonna happen! Get over it!
5. I am not that fat.
Really? So mirrors lie, cameras lie and so do other people!
6. I do not love him/her.
Yes you do! You so do!
7. I am not jealous.
Oh really? That's interesting! You wanna make more jokes?
8. I am not too drunk ! I can do this.
Really? Do you want to be embarrassed the morning after?
9. I'll start dieting tomorrow.
Seriously, everyone knows, this tomorrow, never gonna come baby! Do yourself a favor, start TODAY!
10. He/ She is just a good friend. Just that.
Funny! I refuse to believe you.
11. Someone, Somewhere is made for me.
Naah! Too much optimism here.. it's your life, not a movie!